245 notes of love and/or amusement, or bemusement, or stickiness.  Seriously, think about it.  245 letters.  245 packages with some items enclosed that make us laugh picturing your student opening them.  It could be rubber gloves one day.  Really.  With 245 opportunities for us to be hilarious on your behalf, you're taking a risk.  We like that about you, but once you choose that road, it's a hard path to follow.  Choose wisely my friend. Really. Like, do you actually want to be this person? If so, you are awesome and also scary.