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You get what you get and you don't get upset!

Have you been struggling with just how to convey your well wishes to an assortment of people in your life?  How to let your college student know you are thinking of them without being intrusive?  Or yearning to be intrusive while making it funny so they don't object?  You have FOUND YOUR ANSWER my friend!!!    

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What We Do...

We make up stuff about things you or they could be doing in a letter, combine it with some random objects that are by turns useless, useful, funny or ridiculous and send packages on your behalf.  Yep, we care JUST ENOUGH so that you don’t have to prove you do.  We have plans and packages that fit every level of thoughtful/thoughtlessness, and a wide variety of budgets and absurdity levels.  Of course you care.  Sometimes it is just REALLY HARD to get stuff together and write ridiculous letters to those you care about.  Let us be your ridiculous messengers, and take the stress out of showing the love long distance!  

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What You Do...

You provide some basic information like the person's name, birth date, where to send stuff etc.  You pay us with US dollars, not chickens or IOUs or items bartered for on craigs list.  Then we care, just a little, on your behalf and send stuff to your target.  Person.  Whatever.

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I Am Deeply Offended By This Whole Idea

YEAAAAH.  So, this site is likely not for you.  Here's the beauty of it though, go ahead and click the X in the top right corner of your browser.  All gone!  No need to let us know either, we're good.  Buh Bye now.  Free will and whatnot.  For all of you who stayed, hey, glad to have you!

Fine.

Totally Real Quotes 

(Except that they're not)

Never have I made a better purchase in my life! Including the baby!
— Nobody Ever (We Hope)
OMG THANK GOODNESS THIS EXISTS NOW I NEEEEED IT!!!
— Your Subconscious
This is definitely why we can’t have nice things.
— Everyone We Know

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There's a Package for every occasion.